What's up, peeps?

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My website host suggestion for this section is to tell you all something exciting that my business offers. How stale and generic. And I'm anything but. At least, in my own mind. What I offer is entertainment and a nice escape. Shake your head at the debauchery that is my life! My stories should do enough to cause the tightest of pearl-clutching gasps. 

The official site will remain You Classy Beach, always. The paperback--available only on Lulu--will also stay Classy. However, my writing and artistic life is always evolving. Right now I'm working on a brand new essay collection (2026), a companion magazine to You Classy Beach, and a bunch of furniture art. Plus some fiction and small art pieces. 

I'll update this site here and there. For more immediate updates subscribe to my newsletter. The link is somewhere on some one of these pages. Thanks, peeps.